"My eyelids are heavy,
but my thoughts are heavier."

Unknown  (via intensional)

(Source: flynn-jpg)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater)

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator)