50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles)


me everyday

(Source: sea-hag)


you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

"it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely."

(via megsobryan)

(Source: azul-estrellas)